Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Getting ready for bed?

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror, taking a long hard look at herself. "You know dear", she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive, to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment, thinking about it, and says in a soft, thoughtful voice. "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."



Getting ready for bed?

and nothing wrong with that joke either



Getting ready for bed?

heard tis 1 nd the 1 i heard had an extra sentence saying tat the husband died lol



Getting ready for bed?

cool joke, giz another one!



Getting ready for bed?

LOL, that is sooooo funny!



Getting ready for bed?

Lmaooooooo =]]]]



Getting ready for bed?

kinda funny



Getting ready for bed?

ha ha ha funny



Getting ready for bed?

hahaha, he was so polite..



Getting ready for bed?

L O L 9/10 x

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