Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

hi jimi. roflol. that sounds just like me and my hubby.

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

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Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

lmao....star.

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

Aw. That's not funny.

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

HAHA thats kinda mean, but funny

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

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Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

LoL ROFL

Thats very funny

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

lol - sounds familar. Thanks for laugh. - chagrin

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

Nice one lol

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

Heard it before.

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

At least she can look at herself and be honest, her husband was not with her in the front of the mirror.

Joke: Do you Have These Problems? jimi4950?

Eh, the old ones are still the best ones. Fortunately, when I remove my spectacles, my eyesight is less sharp so I don't see my husband's failing physical appearance either. I just love him for who is is, not what he looks like. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and true beauty goes way beyond physical appearance. Lol!