Mirror joke xxx funny or not xxxx?

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

A service for the husband will be held on Wednesday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

Mirror joke xxx funny or not xxxx?

Ha ha ha.!!!

Brilliant one there iLikejokes.!!!

10/10.!!!

Cheers again for a laugh.!!!

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Thank you Chris.

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hehehe

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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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Funny! The truth always hurts!

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I thought it was funny

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funny..ive heard it though.still funny

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lmao! I will be sure to give my codolences to the wife... as for the husband? I'll bring him a shovel for him to dig himself out of this one :) Lol

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This one was just on here. Alittle different but it was still cute though.

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lol decent

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lol

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4/10

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lol cute!

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funny

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Yes, this is cute

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good joke, lol

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That's funny!!!!! Good one!

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LOL...

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It's nice to be here answering your jokes. Thanks for the morning laugh.