Friday, November 27, 2009

Lil boy and the squirrel?

a little boy and his mom where in the kitchen while she was washing dishes the boy looked up her skirt and saw she had no panties on he says "mom whats that thing with black hair all over it?"to which she replies thats my squirrel.so he then goes into the living room where his gran is sitting with her feet propped up shes not wearing any panties either the boy asks her "gran whats that grey thing with hair on it ?"to which she says" thats my squirrel"so then he says" well how can yours be grey and mamas black and both be squirrels ?"so she says "well if ur mamas squirrel had cracked as many nuts as mine hers be grey too!"



Lil boy and the squirrel?

Ew. That's just plain nasty. I hate that.



Lil boy and the squirrel?

ROTFL!!!!!!



very funny!!!!!



Lil boy and the squirrel?

Disturbingly funny !!



Lil boy and the squirrel?

I loved it



Lil boy and the squirrel?

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!



Lil boy and the squirrel?

well.lol



Lil boy and the squirrel?

yea..........bout that................



Lil boy and the squirrel?

wow... thats kinda wierd but funny



Lil boy and the squirrel?

so funny.



Lil boy and the squirrel?

Very Cute, I never read that one before....



Is that the same grandma that went out on Christmas eve to look for more nuts to crack, and then got ran over by a Reindeer?



hehe



Lil boy and the squirrel?

chiiii.....disgusting....i hate that



Lil boy and the squirrel?

funny - happy turkey day!



Lil boy and the squirrel?

For those of you that don't like it. You need to get a sense of humor. My squirrel has a bald eagle in it's mouth. LOL!



Lil boy and the squirrel?

A squirrel recently went on a seven-day spree in Winter Park, Fla., in which the animal went after a 3-year-old boy, among many others.



The squirrel was eventually captured, and destroyed, before it could do more damage.



This just confirmed what we have known for years: Squirrels are dangerous animals.



One of the incidents saw the squirrel latch on to a leg of a person and leave a 2-inch gash.



(see Squirrel Defamation League's web link under source)



Squirrel away this helpful tip!



To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.



I live in Canada, where the BEAVER is our national annimal.



The joke would've said "beaver" in this country. )*(



And granny would've said "If she'd done as many LOGS..."

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