John thinks time is beginning to take its toll on his body now he's reached middle age.
"Darling" he says to his wife, "look at me. My hair is going grey, i'm thinning on top, i'm starting to get man boobs, my beer belly is growing and i think i'm getting a double chin. I feel terrible. Cheer me up sweetheart?"
His wife thinks, then looks him up and down and says, "Well, you still have perfect eyesight..."
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
He should be grateful. I have all those things AND my eyesight stinks to boot!
Funny joke, though. Have a star!
lol!!
:D
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
Ohhhh, now that's not nice!!!!
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
ha ha ha I laughing at the computer right now.
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
HAHA hey you know eye sight is a very precious thing to have, he should be grateful anyways....
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
lol
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
cool
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
Sounds like my husband, and myself. Really good.
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
being young is a total pain in the ar se, getting older is when things start getting better and better!
so i dont go along with its all over because your over 40, only youngsters say that because they dont know any thing!
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
Haha
Good one
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
OUCH...that's Cruel...LOL
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
haha
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
no this is a funny one
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Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
2 hero cookies for the wife!! LMAO
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
Good thing womans eyesight goes first....
LOL!!
:)
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
Hahaha.
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
lol...funny*
Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?
tahahah thats so hilarious!!~star for you!!
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