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1. A woman says to her husband:

"Darling, last night i dreamt that on sunday u gave me a diamond ring for my birthday. What do you think this dream could mean?"

"Take it easy dear, u'll find out soon enough on sunday."

So, on sunday morning the man gives his wife a gift - wrapped package. The woman, very excited, opens it and discovers a book entitled :

"THE INTERPRETATION OF DREAMS"

2. " I am afraid that when u take these exam results home to your father his hair will go grey," a teacher told one of her pupils.

"Wow, he'll be so happy," enthused the boy.

"He's completely bald."

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a return gift........

wife is coughing vigorously......

husband: do you need anything for your throat?

wife: a neck-lace!!!!

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Nice jokes. congrats

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Both are really good jokes. 'The Interpretation of Dreams' was by Sigmund Freud and an acknowledged masterpiece as far as dream interpretation is concerned. But, in this context, it is a useless thing in the hands of the 'expectant' wife. At the outset, she must have been disappointed at her hubby's gifting the book to her. Even so, it is hard to visualise that she would go through it to know what was in store for her. It is a book for serious readers.

Second joke is equally good too. The father must feel himself really lucky for being bald.

These two are good jokes and I hope to make use of them to make others laugh.

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niiiiiice

sweet jokes

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Those were good especially the first one

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first one is funny.

second one brings back memories!

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cooooooooooooool hahahahaha

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good jokes, sort of evergreen, but in circulation for decades.

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The woman reminds her husband of her birthday.This is the best gift for a daydreamer.